Why I hate DC

Two masked men destroy a Hummer's windows and tires in a leafy DC neighborhood, "where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm." Good. Wouldn't want the poor dears to, you know, go without. Some of the "liberal-leaning" neighbors peer from their own car windows in "smug satisfaction" at the wreckage. Others see the new Enviro-Klan at work, horrified that the men didn't call their representatives and maybe attend a lobby day.

"They've got everything at their disposal in this city to make a statement in a legal way," Fremaux said of the bat-wielding men who struck out at the Hummer. "I consider this a hate crime."