How to know when you've "made it"?

You can be sure when Oli Stone shows up to create insane fantasies and commit the dreck to celluloid!

"Oliver Stone will likely travel to Tehran to hold discussions with Iranian officials on his proposal to make a biopic about President Mahmud Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad’s art advisor [said] Stone would not be allowed to invent any scenarios."

Chalk up another instance where the writers' strike is saving us all.