doting on home-grown hooligans

Over the water, somebody's tossing around unsubstantiated bunk about fusillades of snowballs with batteries, bad cockney accents, and lovable fans of both US football and ... what the rest of the world calls that other sport. As an occasional US football observer, I think he's nuts. Maybe I just see the AFC patsies, though. But don't go trying to reason with him. He's pretty mad:

Meantime, I think it's time for the pot to shut the fuck up.